Who’s scamming her at the funeral home?

I've truly never even heard of anyone so resistant to go and collect the corpse of a family member that they didn't just straight up hate. And even then, those people never made any pretense of going to collect said remains.

For real. I don’t know why anyone still falls for her shit when everything is just a money grab with that bitch. Brotherchu was cremated by the state because Tophia left his ass at the police morgue for 11 days. There’s literally nothing left to do except pick up his cremains if they haven’t yet been scattered.

She doesn’t need to bury anything or get a plot. She and Mamachu are destitute. 
It’s not like she or Mamachu will go visit his fucking grave anyhow. Tophia doesn’t give a shit and Mamachu will do whatever her fat head dotter tells her to do. 

(Sorry for my tone. I’m just so tired of this fat bitch lying trying to get money all the goddamn time. Go turn some tricks or something).

She definitely had enough money to burry him from all of the cash app donations. But that’s HER money!

cUz MaMaChU nEeDs HiM nExT gMa

She said she doesn’t have a home, which normally would be valid, if we were talking about anyone other than Tophia. It would make sense for someone who has a car and can drive to bury the ashes. However, Tophia doesn’t want to even take a bus for a 30 min trip to go to a doctors appt, so you know damn well she will never go to a cemetery, other than maybe to go live there to stream in front of the headstone in an attempt to garner sympathy.

The most sensible thing for her to do with the ashes is to scatter them somewhere of meaning and maybe make a necklace or ring for her and mamachu. However, that would mean she couldn’t grift about it any longer, because her supporters would for sure donate the couple hundred it takes to make a ring or necklace out of ashes. Also, she wouldn’t have a headstone she could visually show in lives.

I think someone did say she opted for the limo service.

Yeah, I’m not saying Tophia couldn’t have gotten a more affordable package, because I did some quick googling and there seemed to be several options, but a lot of people are making blanket statements about what funerals and burials cost and they’re not necessarily accurate. It can be really expensive to bury someone. It’s also really difficult because it’s the last thing you’ll ever be able to do for them, so it’s really hard to step back and objectively evaluate the cost. 

That said, the whole thing where he’s been unburied for months blows my mind. I’m American and I’m Christian, but in my area, bodies are usually buried within three days. When my partner’s Catholic grandfather died a couple of days before Christmas, I was just like, “Okay, let’s drop everything and get there.” She was like, “No, it’s okay, they won’t bury him until after Christmas.” Meanwhile, my grandmother died the day before a huge snowstorm and we still buried her within three days. 

I know for a fact, unless she was too lazy to apply for them, Tophia also gets food stamps. She won’t starve. She just has to make her own food, which for Tophia, the most slothful woman in existence the feat itself feels overwhelming, I’m sure when she hasn’t had to cook a damn thing since brotherchus death.