whos lap is she sitting on... the green giants??? anyone else and shed be in jail for murder LMAO
u/Select_Medium5147 • 3 weeks ago • score 31
BFG’s lap
u/Strong-Action-1145 • 3 weeks ago • score 122
Uhhh…. I think she would crush him🤭
u/maybeiwilldropdead • 3 weeks ago • score 63
And leave him smelling bad
u/zachhoepfer • 3 weeks ago • score 19
Like a warm turtle tank
u/PomegranatesForever9 • 3 weeks ago • score 4
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
u/skydawgg445 • 3 weeks ago • score 123
hopefully one of those “messages” says showering
u/Dontfeedtheunicornz • 3 weeks ago • score 29
and brushing our teeth!
u/snshyshy • 3 weeks ago • score 58
when will she be notice that NOBODY wants her stinky dew p#s$y?
u/CowBootBats • 3 weeks ago • score 27
Are we not allowed to say pussy here?
u/snshyshy • 3 weeks ago • score 10
her pussy is so dirty that spelling it can be dangerous 🤢
u/CowBootBats • 3 weeks ago • score 5
You seem to be right because a mod removed the comment with the censored word. I'm in fear for my own comment now. 😭😅
u/anonymousx97 • 3 weeks ago • score 13
Considering she said it’s supposed to smell 🤢🤢🤢 yeah that’ll really make the guys want ya
u/INeedAMedKit • 3 weeks ago • score 23
She's sitting on Ronald McDonalds lap while he hands her a patty melt.
u/NoRecommendation9159 • 3 weeks ago • score 22
who in their right goddamn mind..
u/Swimming-Inside-2983 • 3 weeks ago • score 23
ew??
u/cbotter • 3 weeks ago • score 31
This is a threat to me
u/Standard_Ad7456 • 3 weeks ago • score 71
Her and her Chat Gpt therapist🥵🥵🥵
u/Far_Fish8306 • 3 weeks ago • score 37
Remember an ai mistook her as a man 😂
u/Kanna_Fan1989 • 3 weeks ago • score 16
Tophia, you're too heavy.
u/whyyourmommacallinme • 3 weeks ago • score 3
HOLLERED 😭😭😭
u/Unique-Post-1735 • 3 weeks ago • score 53
You can always tell when she’s in heat!! The crazy thing is if she get her life together and take care of her health!! She could find a man!!
u/NoVeterinarian8622 • 3 weeks ago • score 28
shes so damaged not even the most desperate man would want her tbh
u/Aggravating_Pay_1313 • 3 weeks ago • score 19
Idk. Tophia has always given me Shanny for Christ energy. She’s just waiting for her Rev to care for her. Although, unlike Shanny, I think Tophia has standards too high for any “man” willing to be with her intimately
u/anonymousx97 • 3 weeks ago • score 6
Wait this is so accurate. Tophia is waiting for a man with 700k to swoop her off her hooves and blow it all within a year so she can go back to square one
u/Aggravating_Pay_1313 • 3 weeks ago • score 2
If Tophia wants to stay relevant we need this arc to happen!!!
u/Grand-Yellow1259 • 3 weeks ago • score 3
I wonder if she's just pathologically incapable of holding onto money. She spends that shit like she thinks it's radioactive
u/anonymousx97 • 3 weeks ago • score 3
Fr like anytime this fat pig gets any ounce of $$$ her immediately thought is “SPEND SPEND SPEND” which is crazy considering she’s homeless.. she’ll never change and she’ll always be in the same situation.
Everytime she gets “paid” (her tiktok pocket change” she’s wearing a new graphic tee or some ugly cheap temu accessories.
u/darthbenis • 3 weeks ago • score 1
who is catfishing her now? got her sitting in that shelter twirling her matted ramen noodles
u/darthbenis • 3 weeks ago • score 1
whoever is catfishing her this time is gonna get her deviant ass kicked out of another shelter for gooning in front of everyone 😭
u/anonymousx97 • 3 weeks ago • score 19
Was that catfish supposed to be her” fine shyt” or Marie’s piles of 💩 on the sidewalk 🥴🥴🥴
u/Funny_Blacksmith_587 • 3 weeks ago • score 6
u/Select_Medium5147 • 3 weeks ago • score 27
She wouldn’t even know wtf to do if someone even dared to attempt to f her
u/darthbenis • 3 weeks ago • score 21
right? like she would be scared lmao
she watches a lot of porn tho it seems…but she’s so awkward and gross
u/Select_Medium5147 • 3 weeks ago • score 13
Yeah she’s way too awkward
u/whats_for_lunch • 3 weeks ago • score 23
Yeah this is gross af.
u/Adamalanizzz • 3 weeks ago • score 4
LMAOOOOOO
u/Massive-Handz • 3 weeks ago • score 9
Is that Wesley boba? I’m sure she’s imagining it is lol
u/Visual-Usual8564 • 3 weeks ago • score -5
At least she managed to score a fine shyt
u/whyyourmommacallinme • 3 weeks ago • score 3
Who
u/Dontfeedtheunicornz • 3 weeks ago • score 9
Always in heat Topher, 31 and never been kissed!
u/POOGSIES • 3 weeks ago • score 6
oh FUCK no💀
u/Opera-Ghost-94 • 3 weeks ago • score 6
I’ll take “Things That Will Never Happen“ for 500, Alex.
u/xintrovertx • 3 weeks ago • score 6
the fine shyt in question is ai
u/MordecaiTheByzantine • 3 weeks ago • score 1
Tophia, the only “fine shit” is the one your poor mother takes on sidewalks.
u/pantsu-lmao • 3 weeks ago • score 3
Never opened the app faster after i saw that story just now
